Sermon

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the church of slack!

I've come to you today to save you from the perils of evil.

The clutches of sin!

And the devils and daemons lurking from within.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today and i present the worlds

first guilt free religion!

That's right boys and girls, no more waking up early on sunday morning,

it's all about believing in yourself!

I said it's all about believing in yourself!

I said it's all about believing in yourself!

Now listen up closely and listen to me,

and i'll make sure you spend the rest of your life bullshit-free!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, everybody out there, listen to me right now.

I want you to put your hand on the stereo.

Put your hand on the speaker.

Not that speaker, the other speaker!

Put your hand on the speaker.

I want you to put your hands in the air where i can see them.

And I want you to repeat after me:

I am somebody!

I said i am somebeody!

And i'm gonna believe in myself!

Because...

I am somebody!

And i'm gonna shake my ass."

From The Slackers album °Wasted Days° 2001