Wednesday, 4 February 2015

The Perfect Compliment.




you are unique and special just like everybody else. you are a pillar of virtue with tasteful qualities. you are trustworthy and honest constantly. you are proper and straight. you are everything i like about you. you have nice teeth. you are an inspiration to us all. you are potential personified. you are energetic and fun loving. you make a hell of a chicken sandwich. you are intelligent. you are flexible and bendy. you are an intellectual. you are a god among insects. you are sexy and smooth. you are hot. you are a vision. you have great hair. you have a tremendous personality. you have an excellent vocabulary. you are so talented. you fit in. you smell good. you are the nombril-du-monde. you have a fan-club. you are so sweet. you would make an amazing parent. you are all that is light and good in this world. you taste like vanilla. you are precious. you are worth it. you are my hero. you are a straight-shooter with upper-management written all over you. you are a peach. you are great. your youthfulness and positivity are highly contagious. you have a nice ass. you are a breath of fresh air. i hate you. you are the invincible summer in a never-ending winter. you are important. you have a special purpose. you are alive. you are useful. you are spectacular in bed. you make sense. you are ninja. you are a jedi master. you are funny and entertaining. you are freshly squeezed. you are organic and fair trade. you are free. you are most impressive. you are focused and determined. you are absolute. you are simple. you are complicated. you are gluten free and without any major allergens. you are kosher. you are copacetic. you are athletic. you are courteous. you are viscous and malleable. you are a genius. you are affordable. you are taxable. you are thrifty and alert. you have regular healthy bowel movements. you are as strong as an ox. you have your mothers eyes. you have good taste. you make a peaceful face as you sleep. you are a dream come true. you are an avalanche of perfection. you are warm. you are you.

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